Yesterday was supposed to be my evening to jog, but my husband snagged the kid free pass before I could get it, so I wasn't able to.
Which I suppose is just as well considering when I went to the park that afternoon with my kids I raced my 5 year old down the sidewalk, and that short sprint was enough to jolt my shins out of their self-induced comas, scream and twitch in horror then pass back out.
I'm not kidding.
That's exactly what happened.
My shins are pissed off.
Like bears that went to bed angry.
Its never good to wake a bear that went to bed angry.
People lose limbs that way.
It's really best to let them sleep.
I'm going to wake them tomorrow by sprinkling rose petals on them then asking them if they'd like a mocha.
Then maybe suggest we go for a walk, then while we are walking and enjoying ourselves I will approach them with the whole jogging thing again. Perhaps by then they will be a bit more receptive to the idea. Good plan, no? ;)
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